I don't know where that sign came from, but it is a flat out lie. Will 'The Thrill' Clark, my hero, is not gay and I have videos of him raping females to prove it. Man, it's been days since I made a rape joke, whewww. (sorry Trudy) Now....
What you foolios are missing in Fresno:
I spent this morning going through boxes of all my old stuff and deciding what to take to SD, what to trash, and what to force my dad to hold for the next 50 years. Let's just say I found some dynamite possessions! First off, I found my old Giants jacket that could fit on Chewbacca, man that jacket used to get me laid all the time! Second, I know you guys thought that I brought a lot of large or X large clothes to New York, but you should see what I left behind! XXL galore. I found not three or four, but 5 Indiana shirts! Jordan, I also found that old OLV red shirt with everyone's signature, including Jordan's whole name on the collar, a prime position, what a pompous jerk! Thirdly, I found about four giant boxes full of baseball cards valued at over $2 million! I also found my old Giants helmet shaped Lamp (like this one, but radder) that was and still is sooo cool. Trophies galore were also found, including Number #1 Catholic 1992-4, numerous student of the months, and five thousand Most Inspirationals! This is just the tip of the iceberg! What did you guys find in New York today? hahahaha
Next Installment from the Fresno Scene: Steve 'Wonderful' Frost stars in a local television commercial!
1 comment:
oh man, sounds like you discovered a veritable goldmine of 'peaked-too-soon' relics.
p.s. i made an excellent pun the other day that everyone laughed at. then we all realized that it was a pun and had a moment of silence in your absence.
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