Pat, you totally missed it! Today started off GREAT! I had a cup of coffee and a bum even tried to kiss me. Nothing sweeter then bum lips. Its like kissing a sexy scab. But then as I was working at my soul crushing job it hit me like Trudy when she's had a few. You were really gone! I cried and cried and cried, took a dump (cried, pushed, cried), and cried. Who's money I'm I going to secretly take for years and years? Who's going to pretend to be my rich, successful, albeit hopelessly unattractive, boyfriend? (sigh) How could you do this to me!!!P.S. I didn't really have to push. You know me. It just slid right out.
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Our friendship is like your poos. It just slipped away leaving a slight feeling of satisfaction.
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