Paul's Big (Penis Book) Birthday

Last night we had dinner at Red Bamboo, a delicious vegan restaurant. The jokes were hilarious and decidely pun-free, the food was delicious and plentiful and the wine flowed like...wine. It was so nice to have everyone there that means so much to me. Yep, not one person was missing.

LOOK WHAT JORDAN GOT ME!


We flipped through it after dinner and reveled in all the ridiculously long penises. Mikey said "gross!" every time a minority showed up, which in a book like this is quite frequent as you can imagine. My favorites are the super white trash ones, e.g.

and


Pretty cool, huh??

Mikey got me some stuff. I guess it was cool, I dunno I can't remember.